Kicking and Screaming Deux
Tuesday, May 25, 2004
check out this flash movie my friend jon showed me...I'll comment on your new post later, but I'm hanging with jon right now and I had to post this.
milk&cereal
in Christ,
jason
So which one of the seven horseman of the apocalypse does Jason getting drunk and making out with a girl qualify as?
In toxicated,
Shawn
Monday, May 24, 2004
hey dooder,
yeah, that sux about classes. Hey you know...it happens.
Sorry it's taken me so long to post. It will not normally take this long. However, I'm usually terrible about blogging in the summer because I'm always doing stuff with people. I know it's hard to believe a jason that doesn't just go up to his room and play video games but instead interacts with people. But, it's what I do here. It's 2:30, i just called john cline and asked him to connect kevin bacon to luke perry. Thanks john.
on that note, check this mo fo out: Oracle of Bacon
Dang shawn, why did you break up with justine...she fricking made good food. And was nice, and was cute, and all that. Is this new girl that "nice" girl you were talking about dating around the time you hooked up with justine, or some chick you haven't mentioned before? And yes you are totally up to your same tricks, and that's what this blog is all about. You must never change. Don't ever settle down and forge a long lasting healthy relationship and then discuss it on this blog...it just wouldn't be right. I love ya bro.
Also you guys will be happy to hear that I got legitimately drunk this past weekend and even made-out with a girl I only sorta knew. Shocker of all shocks huh? It was totally unintentionally. I got myself to the point I normally go to, level headed thinking still mostly in tact and all that, and I decided that it would be nice to finish off my night with a body shot since I'd never done one before etc. And there's this cool girl named shanon, who is totally nice and I thought "she'd let me do a body shot on her neck or something, just for the fun of it." So my plan was to do a body shot with her and then call it a night. Well my friend aaron heard I was gonna do a body shot and said, "Lori will let you do one off her stomach" and lori was there and heard it, but I don't really know lori so I just kinda said "we'll see." So shannon arrived and I asked her if I could do one with her and she agreed. So I go to do it and I do it wrong...i didn't put the lime in her mouth I just ate it myself. So I did it again correctly. Then lori came by and said "I thought you were gonna do one off my stomach" and so I did. That's three shots of tequila right in a row...and they turned out to be 1.5 shot glasses...so 4.5, they may have even been 2-shot shot glasses i dunno. But all my experience with shots up to this point has taught me that I have a dang high tolerance for alcohol and it these shots wouldn't be a huge deal. So after those shots I still wasn't really affected all that much. I waited like 20min and like no biggy. So I took another shot with aaron and company for comraderie reasons and then it just hit me like a frickin wave and I was like, "oh this is drunk."
I made out with the chick a little later at aarons...it was that shanon chick. She was nice though. She was like "i don't wanna do any more than you wanna do." And even while drunk I was like, "This is all I'm gonna do" so we just kissed for awhile and then she went home. She was nice. Oh yeah, I also puked once on her advice. I probably could have gone without puking but she said it would make me feel better and it did. I didn't have much of a hangover to speak of. Very slight head ache and a little nausea to deal with.
anyway...confession is over. I don't see that situation ever happening again. I'm wise to the 4.5 shots of tequila trick now :) and honestly I don't understand why people like being ridiculously drunk. I think I have a much funner time feeling like I exist in every moment, and being really drunk is like floating through every moment.
well have a good night in ic and chicagoland. And I will try to check this more often.
in Christ,
jason
Tuesday, May 18, 2004
Whassup homies?!?!?! You know I'm in the Tobacco Bowl now with Diana, one of my many ex-girlfriends that I have awkward and confusing relations with! I just came back from class, that's right, I said CLASS! "But why," you may ask, "Did you just come back from class when we all know that we graduated on Saturday?" Well it's because I fucked up last semester and had to DROP OUT OF SCHOOL! now I'm in a Thoreau class with a bunch of young douchebags, a couple hot girls, and a teacher that is a hippy that talks about the goal of the class being to enable us to have nature revealed to us! I am now writing a blog, as I am prone to do because I am self-absorbed and only interested in the goings on in my own life. For those of you who want to know I just broke up with Justine after two weeks and started going on dates with a girl named Lily the same day that I broke up with Justine! Boy oh boy I'm up to my same old tricks, aren't I?
Monday, May 17, 2004
